The $99 cards were slammed by critics as “nightmare fuel,” and Colbert couldn’t agree more after seeing images like these:

“He is with a lion who is on fire, who is kicking the Earth, who is also floating in Earth’s cloudy sky, in front of the beautiful constellation 45 RU,” Colbert described. “That one, of course, introduced by Kyle, who picked up some mushrooms and started playing around with his art bot AI.”

If that’s not exaggerated enough, Colbert has come up with an idea that could be featured in the next round of “collectible embarrassments” to be posted by Trump.

“I’m thinking: playing guitar, on a motorcycle, on a boat, hanging from a helicopter, piloted by a lava gorilla, in space,” Colbert described.

Check out what he would look like in his Wednesday night monologue: